I have demons in me.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
this just has baby written all over it
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Randomize
