Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
