so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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