we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
