ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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