your room smells of hookers.
And success
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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