Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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