you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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