it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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