I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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