Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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