Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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