I'll bet she douches with gravy.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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