What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
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Wipe that smile off your face.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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