I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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