So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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