let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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