what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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