Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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