You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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