saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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