just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Randomize
