Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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