It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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