Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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