Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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