I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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