your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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