did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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