Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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