omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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