porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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