I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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