Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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