your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm lost and stupid without you.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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