Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she smelled like a LAN party
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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