They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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