A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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