he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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