The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
She announced her abortion via fbk
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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