Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
