We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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