Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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