remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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