are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
