the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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