just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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