You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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