The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
