Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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